Unnecessary Explosions

Playing Mass Effect

Alliance: THEYRE ALREADY AT THE MOON WHAT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE HOW DID THEY GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH

Shepard: Well they are reapers...

Entire galaxy: HOW DO WE STOP THEM IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN EARLIER WE COULD HAVE PREPARED

Shepard: ...

cylove318:

peterquiill:

Fangirl Challenge: Male Characters [3/15] Peter Quill/Star-Lord 

 Hi, I’m Star-Lord. I’m with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I’d flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns.

Saw the movie!

(Source: guardiansofthegalaxys, via blue-eyed-batgal)

rabidchild67:

notsomolly:

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

A moose once bit my sister.

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse

  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given

  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and

  star of many Norwegian møvies:  “The Høt Hands of an Oslo

  Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst

  Nordfink”.

(via blue-eyed-batgal)

georgetakei:

From a fan of my OhMyy Page:
 How very cheeky. #RoundRobin #GoWest

georgetakei:

From a fan of my OhMyy Page:

How very cheeky. #RoundRobin #GoWest

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

(via mydrunkkitchen)

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

(via mydrunkkitchen)